My wife and I were having a conversation at dinner. I don’t remember the context, but some how I was making myself sound better:
Wife: “So how come everyone else is affected by <insert negative situation here>, but not you?”
Me: “Because I’m perfect in every way, right ~D~?”
~D~ seemed to be off in his own world (a common occurrence) and not paying attention to the conversation (or so I thought). I hoped to get some absent-minded assertion to back up my claim.
~D~: “No, Dad. ‘All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.'”
Me: “Ouch! shot down by my own son.”
You gotta hate it when your children start using the Bible against you.