Uhh, excuse me sir, but you’ve got a little drool dripping from your lip.
Pardon me sir again, but you still have a little string of drool. You might want to take care of that…No, at this point I don’t think slurping will help.
Nope, you didn’t get it. Still there. Do you think that you might need to see the doctor for this condition?
Yup, that was several months ago. Now ~A~ drools and crawls, which resulted in my wife’s following Facebook post:
(I think she meant mopping, but you get the idea.)